xx91:
Best Booty Shaking Ever! By Sultry Simone
yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
if i had an ass like that…….
i actually have a good number of followers but everyone ignores me so it feels like i actually have 4
YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENY
WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASE
AND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG
WANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS
‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSE
READING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARING
I’M HOOKED AND I AIN’T CARING
OH BABY I WANT AN E-READER
AND A MEANINGFUL METER
MY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN ME
THAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKES ME SO BRAINY
OH MY GOD.
And then I died…
(Source: thedailywhat)
Single?
I’m getting sick and tired of people asking me why am i single. I AM SINGLE BECAUSE I WANT TO BE. then they want to ask how long. like does it really fucking concern you? is it going to change your opinion about me? like the fuck. when i meet someone that i want to be my boyfriend then i will have one. but right now i’m single and meeting a whole bunch of new people; all with different personality. i’m still seeing what i like in a guy, what i want in a relationship, and what actually makes me happy. so once i meet someone who can gets me, who could totally deal with my lifestyle, and that i can love like there’s no tomorrow; then i will be in a relationship, a healthy relationship.
